By Ensley Weaver
The worst Christmas jokes for Christmas dinners and family functions. Drop one of these dad jokes every once in a while for guaranteed groans of pain all around the dinner table!
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is Santa's favorite Railroad?
The Santa Fe!
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Santatizer!
How did Joseph and Mary weigh baby Jesus at birth?
They had a weigh in the manger.
What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can’t beat it…
How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?
Fleece Navidad.
What do snowmen eat for dessert?
Ice crispies.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school?
Because he went down in history.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia!
Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
She sleighs.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
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